Hi. I'm Shoshi. I have two cats, therefore I shall grow up to be a lonely cat lady. obviously that's how this life works.

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jeszing:

the best part of summer is that you dont even care that its sunday



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james-the-wanted:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

zack is a tumblr.

it all makes sense now.

why he was always just a little bit chubbier, he never did his school work, he was lazy and irresponsible…

zack had a tumblr.

he was always my favourite



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funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow



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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year



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a-really-sexy-girl-just:

someone please buy me this omg



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When everyone loves the person you can’t stand. 

‘okay fine.’



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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car. 

melissaimani:

 

LMAO



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